Snoozzzzzz

Now please do not stress on 'z' while you try to pronounce the title of this post. It looks odd. It looks even more odd when you have the look, which you are having now, on your face as it feels even more odd. Jokes apart( assuming you would not have even smiled at the previous sentence if you are a person who is alright). There is a reason why i did that. So what is the first thing that one does early in the morning, Wait! Did i just say 'early' in the morning? The best part of being a hosteler is that i would not hear a ' Ajay!!! Get up you lazy!! Its almost 6:00 am ' or there would not be a lot sweat early in the morning which may make a sudden shift in your dream land from a cool beautiful London to a dead hot Egypt, all because my father had switched off the fan, also no sudden gigantic wave splashing on your face when you were on a trip with your girlfriend and suddenly you start looking for your mask which you had kept inside a drawer( so that the common people do not know you are hero who saved them) just when i realize 'oops! how can i have a girlfriend when i do not even talk to girls' and then you open your eyes just to find out my mom had used a 'watery' technique to wake you up. Please do not search for a full stop in the last sentence, yes i accept its long. Long enough to even bring a big yawn on my face. Alright, so just when i get to a phase in my dream, where am are about to perform a heroic action, i hear a sound, that's a background score(you might think), only to realize that it increases each second and at one point, all other characters in that scene start shouting like ' Shut that thing off! ' and then i wake up trembling only to rub my eyes so many times to avoid the confusion between 'Snooze' and 'Dismiss' and in spite of practicing the night before everyday that the one on the right is 'Dismiss' , i end up pressing the wrong button only to realize all my characters in the dream-scene have already packed up citing the inconvenient ambiance. I then wake up, this time cursing my left-handed-behavior and looking at the time to find out that am just ten minutes away from a two minute brushing+ face wash, a 3 minute dress up+ combing + 'perfume' -ing , and oh wait! an important thing keeping a 'viboothi' in my forehead just in case of a backup and a four minute walk past four buildings and forty students and fourteen professors and a final one minute sprint to the classroom past a staircase of...of...probably seemed like a four hundred step staircase, leading to hell as i was like breathing out carbon dioxide three times the quantity of oxygen i had inhaled and finally when i see two of my classmates running before me to the class, then i decide 'Okay G! This time am going to pull off a Usain Bolt' only to find out i had run past the classroom owing to an inefficient braking system and of course due to a tremendous acceleration. Alright! please stay with me, few more words. So i peep into the class and find no staff and there is a sudden 'look! there is an alien from a foreign world' look from all of my classmates as you really feel weird and finally manage to pick a seat, just when i try to fist my arm in air( being proud of your achievement), someone enters the class and says ' Sir is absent today and attendance will be collected from the staff who is going to come for the third hour, you may leave now' . Now please do not read the last sentence again, because it might not make sense unless i mention that the 'second hour' is already a free hour.